I am a resident of San Francisco, one of the woman-folk, and aged for 19 years. I am known as Roja, Tabasco, and Derpy Kitten. I like getting tattoos and falling off of my longboard. I have issues with food. I am a self-proclaimed Whovian, Hufflepuff, theatre dork, and all-around abnormality. This is where I to spill my brain, and I don't tend to censor myself. I like lists and Foaly the Centaur.
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| Weather forecast: | 18 degrees with sunshine. |
| English Person: | Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50. |
| WELSH PERSON: | What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth. |
| SCOTTISH PERSON: | WIT THE FUCK IS THAT |
| Texas Person: | Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS. |
| San Franciscan: | Well this is entirely normal. I should probably just wear a light jacket since it's going to pop up to seventy degrees for twenty minutes later today, but also bring my umbrella since it will probably start raining right after that. |
